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  <title>Eckltricity</title>
  <subtitle>(I couldn't think of anything else)</subtitle>
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    <name>emerald_maz</name>
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  <updated>2006-11-26T02:00:43Z</updated>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:6726</id>
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    <title>How-lao!</title>
    <published>2006-11-26T01:57:58Z</published>
    <updated>2006-11-26T02:00:43Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <category term="harry potter"/>
    <lj:music>"...on the cover of the rollin' stooooonnne!"</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;font size="1"&gt;(That's me saying 'Hello' when I feel like being an idiot) &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;font size="3"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Anywho... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, first I've got to say that I LOVE this:&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=1400576752"&gt;Collier's Horse has no name&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And THIS! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;amp;videoid=1428247619"&gt;Collier @ Co. Covering the Rollin' Stone&lt;/a&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;Wow. I want a guitar like that... :-D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haaarrrrrryyyyy Potter Potter Potter Potter Potter!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a trailer out. It is wonderful. I can't wait for the movie. Shall have no nails by July :-). Then again shall probably have no nails by July because of tertiary studies anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And, uh, yeah, that's about it for now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yep...&lt;/font&gt;</content>
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    <title>Shirtyness</title>
    <published>2006-10-09T03:44:14Z</published>
    <updated>2006-10-09T03:44:14Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>heheh, the smurfs theme :-D</lj:music>
    <content type="html">1: Yes, obviously, I'm not in the mountains anymore. Didn't get to go kayaking, did manage to get sunburn though! :-P &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carrying on: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There are Collier shirts. For sale. Signed by John. Limited, as there are only 250 made. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.collierandcomovie.com/Shirts.htm &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want OOOOONNNNNEEEEE! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, the disappointment. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BTW: There is a &lt;em&gt;lovely&lt;/em&gt; picture of John while he's signing the shirts. (heheh)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:6211</id>
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    <title>Non-line-li-ness again</title>
    <published>2006-09-22T09:20:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-09-22T09:20:00Z</updated>
    <category term="goin&amp;apos; away"/>
    <content type="html">I'm off into the mountains, the wonderful mountains with lakes! (Yes, I have recently seen The Wizard of Oz again)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe I'll go kayaking, WOO, KAYAKING!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dunno, might just go on a little tiki-river-rafting.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who knows?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, (though slightly redundant as I've not been online alot lately anyway, my niece and nephew are exhaustive) I shant be online for a couple of weeks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TTFN!&lt;br /&gt;Marama</content>
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    <title>I'm so Duke-opinionated</title>
    <published>2006-08-26T08:28:43Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-26T08:28:43Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Something random</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Got this&amp;nbsp;from&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_ariadne_au' lj:user='ariadne_au' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ariadne_au&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &amp;lt;&amp;lt;&amp;lt; go there, awsome '69 charger jump.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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            &lt;td align="center" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;DUKES OF HAZZARD!!!!!!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Who is your fave character?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;The General, no Flash no That tire mark on the road... oh alright then, BO. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="center" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What do you think of......&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Bo Duke?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;Funny and Crazy, a bit like me. Awesome. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Luke Duke?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;He's a bit more solemn than Bo... the dependent big brother... &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Daisy Duke?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;I would dump the beer on that guys head too. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Uncle Jesse?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;Uncle Jesse is great. Wise. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Rosco?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;He's such a bumbler, a loveable bumbler. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Einest?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;Einest? Enos, I would think. Enos rocks, he's so... he always looks very cheeky, like my nephew... &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Boss Hog?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;"He's charmin' as an army tank!" Actually, I would think he's more charming than that... he charms people out of their money, doesn't he? &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Flash the dog?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;The rock. Not moving. Sweet little thing though. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;The General Lee?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;THE GENERAL! Yee haw! Love the General. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;The look alike cousins?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;....never seen them.... &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Which seasons are your fave the one with Bo and Luke or the cousins?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;I would guess with Bo and Luke, I've never seen the Coy and Vance ones, but I guess I've gotten very attached to the original charaters. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Will the movie be a hit or a flop? Why?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;Flop. Has and always will be. Terrible. &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What is your opinion on Jessica Simpson playing Daisy?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;*shudder* oh I hate it, hate hate hate, it's insulting &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;What is your opinion on Willy Nelson playing Uncle Jesse?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;He sure doesn't seem very "Uncle Jesse-ish". &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Who do you think is hotter Bo or Luke?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;Bo &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Oh yeah we can't forget about Cooter what do ya think of him?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;He's cool, he's almost a mix of Bo and Luke together! &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td valign="top" align="right"&gt;Will you go and see the movie?Why?:&lt;/td&gt;
            &lt;td align="left"&gt;I will. On Halloween. That's a suitable time to watch a horror, isn't it? &lt;/td&gt;
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            &lt;td align="center" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;a title="DUKES OF HAZZARD!!!!!!" href="http://www.bzoink.com/S29309/DUKES_OF_HAZZARD!!!!!!.html"&gt;Take this survey&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a title="Bzoink Surveys" href="http://www.bzoink.com/surveys"&gt;Find more surveys&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You've been totally &lt;a title="Bzoink" href="http://www.bzoink.com"&gt;Bzoink*d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;
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    <title>All About Me.</title>
    <published>2006-08-05T02:41:27Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-05T02:41:27Z</updated>
    <category term="thingy"/>
    <lj:music>It's on TV and I think it's the theme to the Benny Hill show</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Stole from &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_ariadne_au' lj:user='ariadne_au' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ariadne_au&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Elaborate on your default icon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Its a picture I made, a mix of my two favourite fandomy-thingys. Harry Potter and The Dukes of Hazzard. It's actually just part of the picture I made, which was the whole cover of Chamber of Secrets, but with the changes you see here (General replacing the Ford Anglia, and the addition of Bo and Luke). Also changed "Chamber of Secrets" text to "Dukes of Hazzard".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. What's your current relationship status?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;single&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. Ever have a near-death experience?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Umm... no.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. Name an obvious quality you have.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most obvious would be that I'm shy, I suppose. But once I warm up apparently I'm very funny. I wouldn't know, I just say stuff, and people often laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Better Class of Losers - John Schneider, Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Any celeb you would marry?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;John Schneider, definately. Age is only a number!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7. Who will cut and paste this first?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uhhhhmm.... yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8. Name someone with the same birthday as you.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sister! We're not twins, I was born on her 7th birtday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9. Do you have a crush on someone?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Heh, yes. John Schneider for one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10. Have you ever vandalized someone's private property?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think I drew on someone elses pencil case... that count?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;11. Have you ever been in a fight?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, arguments and hitting. But they deserved it for taking my best friends crutches away when she needed them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;12. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes! I LOVED it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;13. What's the first thing you notice about the OPPOSITE sex?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It depends. For example, if there is a huge wart/bruise/cut or something in the middle of their forehead, who's not going to notice that first? In other cases, probably the mouth (smile), or eyes... or maybe just the face in general...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;14. What do you usually order from Starbucks?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nope. We have a slight lack of Coffee Houses out here (just east of the Middle of Nowhere).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;15. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No. Many times unintentionally, but not on purpose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;16. Say something totally random about yourself.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm random! I often say really weird stuff and really weird times. **FIRECRACKERS!** (that's the first thing that I thought when I first saw the question).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;17. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh, yeah, just like Hermione Granger, before Emma Watson was cast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;18. Do you wear a watch? What kind?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No. My cell phone is my watch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;19. Do you have anything pierced?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My ears. I had to get them re-done all the time because they'd get infected and grow over. Then we figured out that my ears were allergic to gold. heheh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;20. Do you have any tattoos?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nah, but I want a Dukes one. And a lightning bolt (not on my forehead!).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;21. Do you like pain?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Uh. No. Not at all. Ugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;22. Do you like to shop?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Shopping is fuuuuuuuuuun... When you have the money.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;23. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I believe it was a bottle of Mizone Lime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;24. What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nope. Credit Card-less. Never had one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;25. Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My mum, who called from work to find out what my brother and dad were doing with the car.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;26. What is on your desktop background?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Take my Icon. Add on the rest of the cover from HP (as described in #1). Add an orange panel with large stars and lightning bolts on the side for the Desktop Items to sit on and viola!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;27. What is the background on your cell phone?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Currently it's coloured swirls. It's not&amp;nbsp;a PXT phone, just colour screen.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;28. Do you like redheads?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish &lt;em&gt;I&lt;/em&gt; had red hair!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;29. Do you know any twins?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes, identical. Actually, I know at least 2 sets of identical twins.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;30. Do you have any weird relatives?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Who doesn't? Come on, own up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;31. What was the last movie you watched?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire at the cinema. Serenity on DVD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;32. What was the last book you read?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Between Males - Fiona Walker&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. Are you named after anyone?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haha! The moon! Marama means "Moon" or "Bright light". There was a full moon when my parents were driving&amp;nbsp;for over an hour&amp;nbsp;in the early morning to the hospital so I could be born. Poor Mum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2. Do you have your children's names picked out already? If so, is there any significance?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yeah. I like Aidan. There was a reason, I just don't remember. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3. If you were born a member of the opposite sex what would your name have been?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I... don't know. My parents were considering calling me Jacqui before the whole moon thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4. If you could re-name yourself what name would you pick and why?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hmmm. I dunno. I used to want to change my name, but I'm happy with the relative uniquety of it now. Maybe I'd change my name to the Delta sign, for the fun of it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5. Are there any mispronunciations/typos that people do with your name constantly?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the time. People often say the first "Ma" of my name wrong. They say it with a harsh "a" sound. Which I don't understand,&amp;nbsp;because the same people don't have any problem pronouncing the word car, "car" not "care".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6. Any nicknames you are fond of?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;I don't really know, in the family I'm often called Bubbles or Brat (my Dad is trying to train himself out of that one). Other people call me Maz, which is a little annoying cause they reckon they're taking it from the first part of my name with the harsh "a", but I've gotten use to it.</content>
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    <title>John and Shirtlessness</title>
    <published>2006-08-03T02:19:18Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-03T02:19:18Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <category term="dukes"/>
    <lj:music>No idea, radio of some description.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Got my boo-ook! Got my booo-oook!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Upside of having the flu today: I can lie in bed a read the 1982 (I think it's 1982 anyway, it's the only date I could find)&amp;nbsp;Dukes of Hazzard Annual which I got from Trademe and arrived today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p align="left"&gt;&lt;a href="http://pics.livejournal.com/emerald_maz/pic/00001k8w/"&gt;&lt;img height="240" width="179" border="0" alt="" src="http://pics.livejournal.com/emerald_maz/pic/00001k8w/s320x240" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 large, close, and&amp;nbsp;pretty dern&amp;nbsp;clear&amp;nbsp;colour&amp;nbsp;Photos of shirtless John in it... mmm :-)&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>Collier and Co! ONLINE!</title>
    <published>2006-08-02T02:07:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-08-02T02:07:00Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>Some Mad John Schneider mix that I've concocted</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Yes! There is now&amp;nbsp; an online site for Johns Movie, Collier and Co.!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.collierandcomovie.com/Welcome.html"&gt;http://www.collierandcomovie.com/Welcome.html&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Although it's not all up yet (trailer still to come, can't wait for that), It's good for a looky, and, I mean, John Schneider.&lt;br /&gt;There's photo's and info and all sorts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Going cross eyed (that could either be the mad headache from the 'flu I have, or possibly elation :-P).</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:4974</id>
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    <title>My Weird Cat</title>
    <published>2006-07-20T20:51:30Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-20T21:00:24Z</updated>
    <category term="cat"/>
    <lj:music>I have no idea: but it's fun!</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Anyone want to know how &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;REALLY WEIRD&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; my cat is? Well you're going to find out (there's a photo of him in earlier posts, if you want&amp;nbsp;- he's the brown one).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sooooo....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not sure if the rest of the world has Cheezels, so I'll give a sort of description: They're these puffy sort of rings, I think that they're corn, ... does the rest of the world have twisties? Burger Rings? If you have those, they're the same stuff, and they're &lt;em&gt;supposedly&lt;/em&gt;&amp;nbsp;cheese flavoured (I think that they taste like crap, but thats not the point). Pictures:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 169px; HEIGHT: 231px" height="970" alt="" width="158" src="http://www.anythingforyou.co.nz/products/photos/cheezels150g.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheezels in a Bag&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/cheezels2.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheezels adorning the fingers of a young child: Must-have fashion accesory.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway: it's not exactly the sort of thing that you'd expect a cat to eat.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yes: My cat ate a Cheezle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd spilt a couple on the floor and he was sniffing around them. I thought "if he wants to try it he can try it", so I put one where he&amp;nbsp; could have it, and only expected him to lick the flavouring off, at most.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But NOoooo, he had to eat the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My cat is a nutter.</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:4850</id>
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    <title>emerald_maz @ 2006-07-12T21:00:00</title>
    <published>2006-07-12T09:30:35Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-12T09:38:12Z</updated>
    <category term="thingy"/>
    <lj:music>I have no idea what it is, but it's stuck in my head...</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p align="left"&gt;If its in Bold, I have seen 3 or more episodes. Italics I have seen basically every episode. Got from&amp;nbsp;&lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_ariadne_au' lj:user='ariadne_au' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ariadne_au&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Bear in mind that I only had poor mans TV for the longest time, and that at times you have to watch what is on, no matter how cruddy it is.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Note: I cheated and added four, instead of the limit of 3... 'm I bad...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Thingamy"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;24&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7th Heaven &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Adam&lt;br /&gt;Aeon Flux&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ALF&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Alfred Hitchcock Presents&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Alias&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Alien Nation&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Allo Allo&lt;br /&gt;American Idol/Pop Idol/Canadian Idol/Australian Idol/etc.&lt;/strong&gt; -yeah, sadly&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;America's Next Top Model/Germany's Next Top Model&lt;/strong&gt; -... ick.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;America's Funniest Home Videos&lt;br /&gt;Angel&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Arrested Development&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Babylon 5 -&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Babylon 5: Crusade&lt;br /&gt;Battlestar Galactica (the old one)&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Battlestar Galactica (the new one)&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Baywatch &lt;br /&gt;Beavis &amp;amp; Butthead&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Beverly Hills 90210 &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bewitched&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bonanza&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bones (at least all the ones that have aired in NZ)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bosom Buddies&lt;br /&gt;Boy Meets World&lt;br /&gt;Buffy the Vampire Slayer - Tried: on at stupid time when I was too young, by the time I was old enough to stay up that late I couldn't get half the story.&lt;br /&gt;Bug Juice&lt;br /&gt;C.H.I.P.S&lt;br /&gt;Chappelle's Show&lt;br /&gt;Charlie's Angels&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Charmed&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cheers&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Columbo&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Commander in Chief&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Coupling&lt;br /&gt;Cowboy Bebop&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Crossing Jordan&lt;br /&gt;CSI&lt;br /&gt;CSI: Miami&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;CSI: NY&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Curb Your Enthusiasm&lt;br /&gt;Dancing with the Stars&lt;br /&gt;Danny Phantom&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dark Angel&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Dark Skies&lt;br /&gt;Davinci's Inquest&lt;br /&gt;Dawson's Creek&lt;br /&gt;Dead Like Me &lt;br /&gt;Deadwood&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Degrassi: The Next Generation&lt;br /&gt;Designing Women&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Desperate Housewives &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Dharma &amp;amp; Greg - &lt;/em&gt;I think&lt;br /&gt;Different Strokes -&lt;strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Doctor Who &lt;strong&gt;-&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Dragnet&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Due South&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Dukes of Hazzard -&lt;/strong&gt; hell yes!&lt;br /&gt;Felicity&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Firefly&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Frasier -&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Friends&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Fullmetal Alchemist&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Futurama&lt;br /&gt;Goodnight Sweetheart&lt;br /&gt;Hercules The Legendary Journeys&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Laugh-In&lt;br /&gt;Laverne and Shirley&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Little House on the Prairie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lizzie McGuire&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lost&lt;br /&gt;Lost in Space&lt;br /&gt;Love, American Style &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;M*A*S*H&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;MacGyver&lt;strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Malcolm in the Middle&lt;br /&gt;Man about the House&lt;br /&gt;Married... With Children &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Melrose Place&lt;br /&gt;Miami Vice &lt;br /&gt;Mission: Impossible &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Monk&lt;br /&gt;Moonlighting&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Mork &amp;amp; Mindy&lt;br /&gt;Murphy Brown&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;My Family&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Life as a Dog&lt;br /&gt;My Three Sons&lt;br /&gt;My Two Dads&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NCIS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nip/Tuck&lt;br /&gt;Now &amp;amp; Again&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Numb3rs&lt;/strong&gt; - &lt;br /&gt;One Tree Hill&lt;br /&gt;Oz&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Perry Mason&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pokemon - &lt;/strong&gt;Oh. God. No.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Power Rangers&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Prison Break&lt;br /&gt;Profiler&lt;br /&gt;Project Runway&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Quantum Leap&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Queer As Folk (US)&lt;br /&gt;Queer as Folk (British)&lt;br /&gt;Red Dwarf&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;ReGenesis&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Remington Steele&lt;/strong&gt; - Haha! That's funny. As in, that I've watched it.&lt;br /&gt;Rescue Me&lt;br /&gt;Road Rules&lt;br /&gt;ROME&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Roseanne&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Roswell&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Saved by the Bell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Scrubs&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seinfeld &lt;br /&gt;Sex and the City&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Six Feet Under- all of half an episode&lt;br /&gt;Slings and Arrows&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Smallville&lt;/strong&gt; - &lt;br /&gt;So Weird&lt;br /&gt;South Park&lt;br /&gt;Spaced&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Spongebob Squarepants&lt;/strong&gt; - Ah, now, this one I can blame on my niece!&lt;br /&gt;Star Trek &lt;br /&gt;Star Trek: The Next Generation&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Star Trek: Deep Space Nine&lt;br /&gt;Star Trek: Voyager &lt;br /&gt;Star Trek: Enterprise&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Stargate Atlantis &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Stargate SG-1&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;Superman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Supernatural&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;Surface&lt;br /&gt;Survivor &lt;br /&gt;Taxi&lt;br /&gt;Teen Titans &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;That 70's Show&lt;/strong&gt;&amp;nbsp; &lt;br /&gt;That's So Raven&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The 4400&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Addams Family&lt;br /&gt;The Andy Griffith Show &lt;br /&gt;The A-Team &lt;br /&gt;The Avengers &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Beverly Hillbillies&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Brady Bunch&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Cosby Show&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Daily Show&lt;br /&gt;The Dead Zone&lt;br /&gt;The Dick Van Dyke Show &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Flintstones &lt;br /&gt;The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The Golden Girls&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;The Greatest American Hero&lt;br /&gt;The Honeymooners&lt;br /&gt;The Jeffersons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Jetsons&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The L Word&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Love Boat &lt;br /&gt;The Mary Tyler Moore Show&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Mighty Boosh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Monkees &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;The Munsters &lt;br /&gt;The Mythbusters&lt;br /&gt;The O.C.&lt;br /&gt;The Office (UK) &lt;br /&gt;The Office (US)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Pretender&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Real World&lt;br /&gt;The Shield&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Simpsons&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;The Six Million Dollar Man &lt;br /&gt;The Sopranos&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The Suite Life of Zack and Cody -&lt;/strong&gt; one of those cheesy, relaxing, non-thinking shows.&lt;br /&gt;The Twilight Zone&lt;br /&gt;The Waltons&lt;br /&gt;The West Wing&lt;br /&gt;The Wonder Years &lt;br /&gt;The X-Files &lt;br /&gt;Third Watch &lt;br /&gt;Three's Company&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Top Gear&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Twin Peaks&lt;br /&gt;Twitch City&lt;br /&gt;Veronica Mars&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Whose Line is it Anyway? (US)&lt;br /&gt;Whose Line is it Anyway? (UK)&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Will and Grace&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Wings&lt;br /&gt;Wonderfalls&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;WKRP in Cincinnati &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Xena: Warrior Princess&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get Smart&lt;br /&gt;Gilligan's Island &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gilmore Girls&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. &lt;br /&gt;Green Wing&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Grey's Anatomy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Growing Pains&lt;br /&gt;Gunsmoke&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hannah Montana&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Happy Days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hogan's Heroes&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Home Improvement&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Homicide: Life on the Street&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;House&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I Dream of Jeannie &lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;I Love Lucy &lt;br /&gt;Inuyasha &lt;br /&gt;Invader Zim&lt;br /&gt;Invasion &lt;br /&gt;Hell's Kitchen&lt;br /&gt;JAG&lt;br /&gt;Jackass&lt;br /&gt;Joey&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;John Doe&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LA Law &lt;br /&gt;Earth 2 &lt;br /&gt;Emergency! &lt;br /&gt;Entourage &lt;br /&gt;ER&lt;br /&gt;Everwood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Everybody Loves Raymond&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Facts of Life &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Family Guy &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Family Ties&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Farscape&lt;/strong&gt; - aww, geeze mum...why?&lt;br /&gt;Father Ted&lt;br /&gt;Fawlty Towers&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>Non-line-li-ness</title>
    <published>2006-07-03T00:36:08Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-03T00:36:08Z</updated>
    <category term="goin&amp;apos; away"/>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>My neice is singing the "Map" song from Dora the Explorer</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I shall not be online for a few days. Going into the mountains.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time to vote anew for John on Moosak.com, guys! Lets try to get him a bit closer to the top this time!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ciao for now!</content>
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    <title>I need my baby</title>
    <published>2006-07-02T07:15:17Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-20T20:55:26Z</updated>
    <category term="thingy"/>
    <lj:music>Minority ~ Green Day</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;span class="blacktextnb10"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;Pffffft.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Read more..."&gt;IT'S PRETTY FUNNY THAT YOU OPENED this because in the next seven days you will:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;* have someone fall in love with you&lt;br /&gt;* find a $20.00 bill on the ground&lt;br /&gt;* make-out with the person you like&lt;br /&gt;* your best friend will get you a really nice gift&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BUT...first you will have to repost this with 1 of these titles:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Can you help me out?"&lt;br /&gt;"FUCK U BITCH.........AND I HOPE U READ THIS"&lt;br /&gt;"I need help losin my virginity"&lt;br /&gt;"BEST WAY TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY"&lt;br /&gt;"I GOT ARRESTED AGAIN"&lt;br /&gt;"OKAY, SO I CHEATED"&lt;br /&gt;''I want you back baby''&lt;br /&gt;"I need my baby"&lt;br /&gt;BEWARE IF U DONT REPOST THIS&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*Snort*&lt;br /&gt;Bleeding Heck. :-P&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;</content>
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    <title>Everybody shoulda just done it</title>
    <published>2006-06-25T23:04:47Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-25T23:04:47Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Singing "She's ready for someone to love her"-John Schneider</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I used to know this off by heart, but I was trying to remember it and couldn't... I present: the fruits of Google Searching!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a little story about four people named &lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Somebody&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Anybody&lt;/strong&gt;, and &lt;strong&gt;Nobody&lt;/strong&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There was an important job that &lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt; was supposed to do. &amp;nbsp;&lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt; was sure that &lt;strong&gt;Somebody&lt;/strong&gt; would do it. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Anybody&lt;/strong&gt; could have done it, but &lt;strong&gt;Nobody&lt;/strong&gt; did it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Somebody&lt;/strong&gt; got angry about that because it was &lt;strong&gt;Everybody's&lt;/strong&gt; job.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt; thought that &lt;strong&gt;Anybody&lt;/strong&gt; could do it, but &lt;strong&gt;Nobody&lt;/strong&gt; realized that &lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;em&gt;wouldn't&lt;/em&gt; do it.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;It ended up that &lt;strong&gt;Everybody&lt;/strong&gt; blamed &lt;strong&gt;Somebody&lt;/strong&gt; when &lt;strong&gt;Nobody&lt;/strong&gt; did what &lt;strong&gt;Anybody&lt;/strong&gt; could have done&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>I have good imagination! Woo!</title>
    <published>2006-06-23T09:30:34Z</published>
    <updated>2006-07-20T20:58:43Z</updated>
    <category term="thingy"/>
    <lj:music>Computer Fan</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;Got this from Chromie on MySpace. Quite interesting. Pretty close too. Well, for me, you can judge your own...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;span class="blacktextnb10"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Find your month and that is you..."&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span class="blacktextnb10"&gt;&lt;font face="verdana" size="2"&gt;JANUARY BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored.&lt;br /&gt;Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to&lt;br /&gt;recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth.&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet&lt;br /&gt;someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance&lt;br /&gt;your personality.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FEBRUARY BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract.&lt;br /&gt;Intelligent and clever. Changing personality.&lt;br /&gt;Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.&lt;br /&gt;Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest&lt;br /&gt;and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves&lt;br /&gt;freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves&lt;br /&gt;aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt.&lt;br /&gt;Gets angry really easily but does not show it.&lt;br /&gt;Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends&lt;br /&gt;but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn.&lt;br /&gt;Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp.&lt;br /&gt;Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the&lt;br /&gt;inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous.&lt;br /&gt;Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions.&lt;br /&gt;Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone&lt;br /&gt;new and realize that you are a perfect match.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MARCH BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Drop dead gorgeous!!!Attractive personality.&lt;br /&gt;Very! sexy.Affectionate &amp;amp; Secretive.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic.&lt;br /&gt;Chatterbox! Loves to talk alot! Loves to get their way!&lt;br /&gt;Unbelievable kisser! Easily angered.&lt;br /&gt;Very stubborn in the most way possible!&lt;br /&gt;Loves to get noticed! Willing to take risks for others.&lt;br /&gt;Makes good choices. Has a great fashion sense!&lt;br /&gt;Maybe a little too popular with others * wink wink*.&lt;br /&gt;Outgoing and crazy at times! Intelligent.&lt;br /&gt;Can sometimes be a heartbreaker! Can love as much as possible!&lt;br /&gt;Hates insults. Loves compliments!&lt;br /&gt;Just one of the clumsiest people you will ever meet.&lt;br /&gt;A very big flirt! Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness.&lt;br /&gt;The best in bed out of all these months!! Hardly shows emotions.&lt;br /&gt;Tends to bottle upfeelings. Observant and assesses others.&lt;br /&gt;If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your&lt;br /&gt;new love in 8 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;APRIL BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous.&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and&lt;br /&gt;sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does&lt;br /&gt;work well with others. Very confident. Sensitive.&lt;br /&gt;Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good&lt;br /&gt;memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look&lt;br /&gt;for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or&lt;br /&gt;make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and&lt;br /&gt;others. Understanding. Fun to be around.&lt;br /&gt;Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive.&lt;br /&gt;Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and&lt;br /&gt;travelling. Systematic. hot but has brains. If you&lt;br /&gt;repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that's caught your eye&lt;br /&gt;will introduce themselves and you will realize that&lt;br /&gt;you are very much alike in the next 2 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MAY BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and&lt;br /&gt;highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered.&lt;br /&gt;Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings.&lt;br /&gt;Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint.&lt;br /&gt;Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex.&lt;br /&gt;Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to&lt;br /&gt;dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding.&lt;br /&gt;Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good&lt;br /&gt;imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves&lt;br /&gt;literature and the arts. Loves travelling. Dislike&lt;br /&gt;being at home. Restless. Not having many children.&lt;br /&gt;Hardworking. High spirited. If you repost this in the&lt;br /&gt;next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone&lt;br /&gt;you do not speak to much in the next 4 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JUNE BABY!&lt;br /&gt;You've got the best personality and are an&lt;br /&gt;absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make&lt;br /&gt;new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt&lt;br /&gt;and more than likely have an a very attractive&lt;br /&gt;partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely&lt;br /&gt;that you have a massive record collection. You&lt;br /&gt;have a great choice in films, and may one day&lt;br /&gt;become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,&lt;br /&gt;you've got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you&lt;br /&gt;will meet someone that may possibly become&lt;br /&gt;one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5&lt;br /&gt;minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;JULY BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boy/girls LOVE you. You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to&lt;br /&gt;be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.&lt;br /&gt;Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily&lt;br /&gt;consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's&lt;br /&gt;feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.&lt;br /&gt;Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.&lt;br /&gt;Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.&lt;br /&gt;spazzy at times.&lt;br /&gt;Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.&lt;br /&gt;dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.&lt;br /&gt;Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive&lt;br /&gt;and forms impressions carefully. Caring and&lt;br /&gt;loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of&lt;br /&gt;sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people&lt;br /&gt;through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties&lt;br /&gt;in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods&lt;br /&gt;about the past and the old friends. Waits for&lt;br /&gt;friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive&lt;br /&gt;unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt&lt;br /&gt;but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5&lt;br /&gt;mins and your reputation will boost someway in&lt;br /&gt;the next 12 days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AUGUST BABY!&lt;br /&gt;outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on&lt;br /&gt;attention. no self control. kind hearted. self&lt;br /&gt;confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful.&lt;br /&gt;easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every&lt;br /&gt;thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing.&lt;br /&gt;loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates&lt;br /&gt;not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be&lt;br /&gt;loved. hates studying. IN NEED OF '' THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE"&lt;br /&gt;longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or&lt;br /&gt;restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring.&lt;br /&gt;always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming"&lt;br /&gt;or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious.&lt;br /&gt;independent. strong willed. a fighter. repost in 5&lt;br /&gt;mins and you will meet the love of your life&lt;br /&gt;sometime next month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEPTEMBER BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Hella sexy, loves sex n makin luv, tends to be SOOOOO hott!!Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends&lt;br /&gt;to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself.&lt;br /&gt;Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic.&lt;br /&gt;Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems.&lt;br /&gt;Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and&lt;br /&gt;caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have&lt;br /&gt;many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional.&lt;br /&gt;Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates&lt;br /&gt;oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore.&lt;br /&gt;Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can&lt;br /&gt;understand. if you do not repost this in the next 5&lt;br /&gt;mins, someone very close to you will become mad&lt;br /&gt;at you in the next 8 days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OCTOBER BABY!&lt;br /&gt;Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves&lt;br /&gt;to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical&lt;br /&gt;beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry&lt;br /&gt;often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and&lt;br /&gt;fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but&lt;br /&gt;recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does&lt;br /&gt;not care to control emotions. Unpredictable.&lt;br /&gt;Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND&lt;br /&gt;sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will&lt;br /&gt;not meet the love of your life for 10 years.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOVEMBER BABY!!!&lt;br /&gt;Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and&lt;br /&gt;dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun.&lt;br /&gt;Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards&lt;br /&gt;your inner and outer beauty and independent&lt;br /&gt;personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional&lt;br /&gt;and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people&lt;br /&gt;easily and very social in a group. Fearless and&lt;br /&gt;independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a&lt;br /&gt;crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the&lt;br /&gt;greatest men are born in this month. If you ever&lt;br /&gt;begin a relationship with someone from this month,&lt;br /&gt;hold on to them because their one of a kind. repost&lt;br /&gt;in 5 mins &amp;amp; you will excel in a major event coming&lt;br /&gt;up sometime this month.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DECEMBER BABY!&lt;br /&gt;This straight-up means ur the most&lt;br /&gt;Loyal and generous person. Patriotic, and Competitive&lt;br /&gt;in everything. Active in games and interactions.&lt;br /&gt;Impatient and hasty. Very Ambitious. Influential in&lt;br /&gt;organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to,&lt;br /&gt;though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision,&lt;br /&gt;yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by&lt;br /&gt;kindness. Polite and soft-spoken even though very loud.&lt;br /&gt;Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind.&lt;br /&gt;Hesitating, tends to delay and always late.&lt;br /&gt;Choosy and always wants the best.&lt;br /&gt;Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to&lt;br /&gt;joke. Good debating skills. Has that special someone&lt;br /&gt;always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.&lt;br /&gt;Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding.&lt;br /&gt;Able to show character. sticks to one guy/girl kind of&lt;br /&gt;person. Loveable. Easily hurt. send this within 5 min&lt;br /&gt;of opening and show off of what a perfect december&lt;br /&gt;baby you are!&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:3533</id>
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    <title>I'm the General Lee...</title>
    <published>2006-06-20T07:29:35Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-20T07:29:35Z</updated>
    <category term="quiz"/>
    <category term="dukes"/>
    <lj:music>Singing "The General Lee" ~ Johnny Cash</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;center&gt;Take the quiz: &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=42988"&gt;&lt;font size="+2"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;What kind of muscle car are you?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img alt="" border="0" src="http://img.myyearbook.com/zenhex/images/quiz9/42988/res5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font size="+1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1969 Dodge Charger R/T&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You are a 1969 Dodge Charger R/T! You love your car.....it hauls ass, but you really don't like the new charger at all...at least you know you can whoop on it! You love burning rubber....but hate buying more and more tires...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.myyearbook.com"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am a HAPPY little Dukes fan right now!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;I'm the General Lee&lt;br /&gt;A piston-pumpin', steel belted cavalry&lt;br /&gt;I'll never let you down when you're ridin' with me&lt;br /&gt;Buckle up and I'll show you what I mean...&lt;/em&gt;</content>
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  <entry>
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    <title>Apparently, yes I AM Taurean!</title>
    <published>2006-06-18T07:25:10Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-18T07:29:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>computer buzz plus TV</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Got from &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_ariadne_au' lj:user='ariadne_au' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://ariadne-au.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;ariadne_au&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.


&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align="center"&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;You are 87% Taurus&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://images.blogthings.com/howtaurusareyouquiz/taurus.gif" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/howtaurusareyouquiz/"&gt;How Taurus Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>I am BACK!</title>
    <published>2006-06-14T07:25:42Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-14T07:53:05Z</updated>
    <category term="cold"/>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>Something random</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;You know... snow is a MARVELOUS thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's Beautiful, it's fun, and it can cut off your internet for almost three days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Actually... I have it easy in comparison to those further south, who haven't had any power since Monday, at least I have a light to read by!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So that's why I haven't been voting for John lately, because I haven't been able to! Ack! :-(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Snow Photo"&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 465px; HEIGHT: 275px" height="293" alt="" width="435" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/treez.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This one is at about lunchtime, it's when the snow had slowed down for a little while&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 466px; HEIGHT: 273px" height="265" alt="" width="574" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/trevasno.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid2"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="Snow Photo"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 461px; HEIGHT: 280px" height="707" alt="" width="961" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/TREVAGAINchanged.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Cat... who my father named Trevor...&amp;nbsp;I don't know why. In long grass (over 15cm) and after the snow was melting a bit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 462px; HEIGHT: 281px" height="427" alt="" width="589" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/bonniesno.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And my cat Bonni, again, taken when the snow wasn't that heavy, but was still snowing (as you can tell by that snowflake in the middle there).&lt;br /&gt;And this next one is just me mucking around with the photo...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img style="WIDTH: 471px; HEIGHT: 306px" height="1081" alt="" width="1622" src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/oooglowy.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ooooh Glowy!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Strange occurence... what with the snow and the following freeze... the car froze shut... there was a block of ice over it, basically!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But the snow is melting now, despite it already have been a few days (it usually melts by the next day here).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And now... I have decided to adopt the title of "Rabid John Schneider Fan" and it's mine mine MINE! MINE I say! :-) (Hey, it &lt;em&gt;was &lt;/em&gt;me who added him to moosak!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cheers ya'll&lt;br /&gt;Marama&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</content>
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    <title>My nose has Icicles!</title>
    <published>2006-06-07T23:39:59Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-07T23:39:59Z</updated>
    <category term="cold"/>
    <lj:music>Nope</lj:music>
    <content type="html">- 5 Degree's. It's -5 Degrees, it's as cold as, if not colder, than up in the mountains.&lt;br /&gt;I am freezing and I think that my toes are about to drop off.</content>
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    <title>33!</title>
    <published>2006-06-01T22:17:15Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-01T22:17:15Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>Love, You ain't seen the last of me - John Schneider</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Oh. My. GOD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;John Schneider&amp;nbsp;has gone up to rank 33 at Moosak already!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yayjohn!</content>
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    <title>SEVENTY FIVE DOLLARS???</title>
    <published>2006-06-01T10:15:30Z</published>
    <updated>2006-06-01T10:15:30Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>Computer Hummmmmm</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I just got in contact with TVNZ.&lt;br /&gt;I asked them if I could get a copy of the episode of Close Up with John Schneider.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They want $75 for it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Pfffft. Whatever.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; I can't afford it, and even if I could, I'm not entirely sure I would want to pay &lt;strong&gt;seventy five freaking dollars&lt;/strong&gt; for five minutes of film. Even if it &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;IS&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/em&gt;John Schneider. And that &lt;u&gt;really&lt;/u&gt; hurts to say.</content>
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    <title>emerald_maz @ 2006-05-31T18:39:00</title>
    <published>2006-05-31T06:50:13Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-31T07:00:23Z</updated>
    <category term="thingy"/>
    <lj:music>....hum...humhumhum...hummmm</lj:music>
    <content type="html">I stole this from &lt;span class='ljuser ljuser-name_twirlynoodle' lj:user='twirlynoodle' style='white-space: nowrap;'&gt;&lt;a href='http://twirlynoodle.livejournal.com/profile'&gt;&lt;img src='http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' width='17' height='17' style='vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;' /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href='http://twirlynoodle.livejournal.com/'&gt;&lt;b&gt;twirlynoodle&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&amp;nbsp;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="ljcut" text="I have..."&gt;&lt;span lang="EN" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Verdana; mso-bidi-font-size: 18.0pt; mso-fareast-font-family: &amp;#39;Times New Roman&amp;#39;; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-ansi-language: EN; mso-fareast-language: EN-US; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"&gt;&lt;font size="2"&gt;[1] I have read a lot of books.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have been on some sort of varsity team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have run more than 2 miles without stopping. &lt;br /&gt;[] I have been to Canada. &lt;br /&gt;[] I have been to Europe. &lt;br /&gt;[2] I have watched cartoons for hours.&lt;br /&gt;[3] I have tripped UP the stairs.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have fallen down an entire flight of stairs.&lt;br /&gt;[4] I have been snowboarding/skiing. &lt;br /&gt;[5] I have played ping pong.&lt;br /&gt;[6] I swam in the ocean.&lt;br /&gt;[7] I have been on a whale watch.&lt;br /&gt;[8] I have seen fireworks.&lt;br /&gt;[9] I have seen a shooting star.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have seen a meteor shower.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have almost drowned.&lt;br /&gt;[10] I have been so embarrassed I wanted to disappear.&lt;br /&gt;[11] I have listened to one CD over and over and over again.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have had stitches.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have had frostbite.&lt;br /&gt;[] have licked a frozen pole and got stuck there.&lt;br /&gt;[12] I have stayed up til 2 doing homework/projects. &lt;br /&gt;[] I currently have a job.&lt;br /&gt;[13] I have been ice skating.&lt;br /&gt;[14] I have been rollerblading.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have fallen flat on my face.&lt;br /&gt;[15] I have tripped over my own two feet.&lt;br /&gt;[16] I have been in a fist fight. (close enough)&lt;br /&gt;[17] I have played videogames for more than 3 hours straight.&lt;br /&gt;[18] I have watched the power rangers. (I was about 6)&lt;br /&gt;[] I attend Church regularly. &lt;br /&gt;[19] I have played truth or dare. &lt;br /&gt;[20] I have already had my 16th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;[21] I have already had my 17th birthday.&lt;br /&gt;[22] I've called someone stupid.&lt;br /&gt;[23] I've been in a verbal argument.&lt;br /&gt;[24] I've cried in school.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played basketball on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played baseball on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played football on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played soccer on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've done cheerleading on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played softball on a team. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've played volleyball on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played tennis on a team.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been on a track or cross country team.&lt;br /&gt;[25] I've been swimming more than 20 times in my life. (sooo easy)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've bungee jumped. (And I so want to! Really!)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've climbed a rock wall.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've lost more than $20.&lt;br /&gt;[26] I've called myself an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;[27] I've called someone else an idiot&lt;br /&gt;[28] I've cried myself to sleep.&lt;br /&gt;[29] I've had (or have) pets.&lt;br /&gt;[30] I've owned a spice girls CD. (Tape. I was 9. World please forgive me)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've owned a britney spears CD.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've owned an N*Sync CD.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've owned a backstreet boys CD.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've mooned someone.&lt;br /&gt;[] I have sworn at someone of authority before.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been in the newspaper.&lt;br /&gt;[31] I've been on TV. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to Hawaii.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've eaten sushi.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been on the other side of a waterfall. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've watched all of the Lord of the Rings movies.&lt;br /&gt;[32] I've watched all the Harry Potter movies.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've watched all of the Rocky movies.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've watched the 3 stooges.&lt;br /&gt;[31] I've watched "Newlyweds" Nick &amp;amp; Jessica. (Once. You have no idea how bored I was.)&lt;br /&gt;[32] I've watched Looney Tunes.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been stuffed into a locker/I have stuffed others into lockers. (Our lockers MIGHT have fit a couple of heads, but that would be about all)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been called a geek.&lt;br /&gt;[33] I've studied hard for a test and got a bad grade.&lt;br /&gt;[34] I've not studied at all for a test and aced it. (Well, close to)&lt;br /&gt;[35] I've hugged my mom within the past 24 hrs.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've hugged my dad within the past 24 hours.&lt;br /&gt;[36] I've met a celebrity/music artist. (Sports Celeb. Donna Loffhagen)&lt;br /&gt;[37] I've written poetry. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've been arrested.&lt;br /&gt;[38] I've been attracted to someone much older than me. &lt;br /&gt;[39] I've been tickled till I've cried.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've tickled someone else until they cried.&lt;br /&gt;[40] I've had/have siblings.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to a rock concert. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've listened to classical music and enjoyed it. &lt;br /&gt;[41] I've been in a play.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been picked last in gym class.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been picked first in gym class.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been picked in that middle-range in gym class. (Not Applicable. We got sorted by the teacher)&lt;br /&gt;[42] I've cried in front of my friends.&lt;br /&gt;[43] I've read a book longer than 1,000 pages.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've played Halo 2.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've freaked out over a sports game.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to Alaska.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to China.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to Spain.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to Japan.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've had a fight with someone on AIM.&lt;br /&gt;[44] I've had a fight with someone face-to-face.&lt;br /&gt;[45] I've had serious conversations on any IM. (I think so, but that was when I was 12 and how serious can a 12 year old REALLY get?)&lt;br /&gt;[46] I've forgiven someone who has done something wrong to me. &lt;br /&gt;[47] I've been forgiven.&lt;br /&gt;[48] I've screamed at a scary movie. (I’ve screamed in laughter, I suppose that counts?)&lt;br /&gt;[49] I've cried at a chick flick.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've watched a lot of action movies.&lt;br /&gt;[50] I've screamed at the top of my lungs. (To figure out how loud I could scream)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to a rap concert. (EWWW)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been to a hip hop concert. (EWWW)&lt;br /&gt;[51] I've lived in more than 2 houses. &lt;br /&gt;[52] I've driven on the highway/been on the highway. (About a quarter of the way into town IS highway, so, Eeeeeasy)&lt;br /&gt;[53] I've driven more than 40 miles in a day/been in a car that went more than 40 miles in a day. (It’s about 60 into town, (Christchurch) so, easy, again)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've been in a car accident. &lt;br /&gt;[] I've done drugs. &lt;br /&gt;[54] I've been homesick.&lt;br /&gt;[55] I've thrown up.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've puked on someone.&lt;br /&gt;[56] I've been horseback riding.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've filled out more than 10 myspace surveys. (A what?)&lt;br /&gt;[57] I've spoken my mind in public. (I had to say the phrase “the species homo” infront of my whole school. If you’d been to my school, you’d understand why this was particularly difficult and significant. I lost the speech contest because I was saying that we evolved from monkeys and the judge was, uhh, rather religious.)&lt;br /&gt;[58] I've proved someone wrong.&lt;br /&gt;[59] I've been proven wrong by someone.&lt;br /&gt;[59.5] I've broken a leg. (Pretty dang close)&lt;br /&gt;[60] I've broken an arm. (As above)&lt;br /&gt;[61] I've fallen off a swing.&lt;br /&gt;[62] I've swung on a swing for more than 30 minutes straight &lt;br /&gt;[63] I've watched Winnie the Pooh movies. &lt;br /&gt;[64] I've forgotten my backpack when I've gone to school.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've lost my backpack.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've come close to dying.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've seen someone die.&lt;br /&gt;[65] I've known someone who has died.&lt;br /&gt;[66] I've wanted to be an actor/actress at some point. (Still do)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've done modeling. &lt;br /&gt;[67] I've forgotten to brush my teeth some mornings. &lt;br /&gt;[68] I've taken something/someone for granted. (I’m sure I have… at some point… I’d be weirder than I ever thought if I haven’t. I’m sure everyone has.)&lt;br /&gt;[69] I've realized how good my life is.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've counted my blessings.&lt;br /&gt;[70] I've made fun of a classmate.&lt;br /&gt;[71] I've been asked out by someone and I said no. &lt;br /&gt;[71.5] I've slapped someone in the face. (Not quite. Wanted to sometimes. I have hit people before, but it’s rare and only when I get totally pushed off the edge. And it wasn’t in the face)&lt;br /&gt;[72.5] I've been skateboarding.&lt;br /&gt;[73.5] I've been backstabbed by someone I thought was a friend. &lt;br /&gt;[74.5] I've lied to someone to their face. (For the purpose of keeping a surprise from them)&lt;br /&gt;[75.5] I've told a little white lie. (Who hasn’t? No, really, be honest.)&lt;br /&gt;[] I've taken a day off from school just so I don't go insane.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've fainted.&lt;br /&gt;[] I've had an argument with someone about whether cheerleading is a sport or not.&lt;br /&gt;[76.5] I've pushed someone into a pool.&lt;br /&gt;[77.5] I've been pushed into a pool.&lt;br /&gt;[78] I've been/am in love.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;78/158&lt;br /&gt;Not... Terrible...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:1582</id>
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    <title>The game no-one ever saw</title>
    <published>2006-05-27T22:50:00Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-27T22:50:00Z</updated>
    <category term="rugby"/>
    <category term="super 14"/>
    <lj:music>listening to a replay of last night's game</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I went to the Super 14 Hurricanes/Crusaders Final last night. The Crusaders won, of course. :)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For a general illustation of the game, see below:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f87/Lady_Hufflepuff/FOG221.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;for a general script of the crowd, see below:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Person 1: You can't see a thing!&lt;br /&gt;Person 2: No, wait, I think that's the ball over there...&lt;br /&gt;Crowd on other side of stadium: *CHEERCHEERCHEER!*&lt;br /&gt;Crowd on our side of the stadium: Oh! *CHEERCHEERCHEER!*&lt;br /&gt;Person 3: Why are we cheering?&lt;br /&gt;Person 2: Dunno, but they are, so obviously something happened.&lt;br /&gt;My Father: GO SHARKS!&lt;br /&gt;Me: What?&lt;br /&gt;My Father: Well for all we know they could be out there.&lt;br /&gt;Person 1: Look, the ball again!&lt;br /&gt;Person 3: Look, PEOPLE!&lt;br /&gt;Crowd: Hey we can see the game! *CHEEEERRRR!*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No, we couldn't see ANYTHING. Most of the time. But it added to the fun, I think. It was very unique, and I thought it was great fun trying to figure out what the hell was going on!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I had the most fun there than I have at any of the Finals that I've been to. It was possibly the second funnest (now a word) Super game than I've ever been to! (The first would be the Blue Light one, with Sarah, crappy game but, whatever)</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:1318</id>
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    <title>Spelling</title>
    <published>2006-05-26T04:45:54Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-26T04:45:54Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Johnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohnjohn.</lj:music>
    <content type="html">AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm usually SO good with spelling...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And then, as you see below... I go and spell the word 'John' 'Jone' for some inexplicable reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm so dis appointed in myself...</content>
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  <entry>
    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:1059</id>
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    <title>John Schneider on Moosak</title>
    <published>2006-05-26T04:37:33Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-26T04:37:33Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>John Schneider (in my head again... lack of speakers sucks)</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://www.moosak.com/"&gt;http://www.moosak.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just put John Schneider on Moosak.com he's at about 244 now, which is, yeah, last, but he's only just been added so...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Vote Jone at Moosak! You won't see him on the list, but if you type John Schneider into the little box beside the button that says "Find Moosak" then push said button he should pop up. You can vote every 5 minutes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And Sarah Jane Wood, I'm talking to you too, if you can remember what the internet is!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:emerald_maz:846</id>
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    <title>Woo</title>
    <published>2006-05-06T03:38:35Z</published>
    <updated>2006-05-06T03:38:35Z</updated>
    <category term="dukes"/>
    <lj:music>I'm watching the Dukes, does that count?</lj:music>
    <content type="html">Well, it's the 6th of May, and after 11am.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And that means that I'm 18 and can officially get drunk... well, you know what I mean!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not many presents yet, as I'm getting them tonight instead, but I HAVE got Dukes season 4, which makes me the happiest little Duke fan around for now! Now I need 3, 5, 6, etc. and 1 and 2 because I don't have my own copies...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;AND I'm going to have a Dukes themed cake.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am SUCH a Dukes of Hazzard Geek.</content>
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    <title>MY GENERAL LEE!!!!</title>
    <published>2006-04-28T08:07:28Z</published>
    <updated>2006-04-28T08:07:28Z</updated>
    <category term="john schneider"/>
    <lj:music>Computer Hummmm and the music in my head</lj:music>
    <content type="html">NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They're selling the New Zealand General Lee. And I'm not rich yet!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just saw John Schneider on TV. I'm a little deflated. I wish I was in Wellington. This sucks.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And he said the new Dukes of Hazzard Movie was not the Dukes of Hazzard. YAY!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm dehydrated, hyperventilated and my cheeks hurt from grinning.</content>
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